tftexts:

(781): And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming “THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME”

elektravondemon:

andromeda-prime:

It’s always a huge comfort to know that more than half the professors in the English department here at my university (including the Dean of the Liberal Arts college) think my writing skills are amazing.

Do you really need certified people to tell you that? All that matters is that you think you’re good and you actually good! :)

Aww, thank you darling :’) I sometimes feel that my writing could be better, but I always have to remind myself that it takes a lot of time and practice.

houseofhannibal:

madame-vashtranerada:

houseofhannibal:

dash is named dash because he runs really fast

violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

jack of all trades because he has so many powers

OH

It’s always a huge comfort to know that more than half the professors in the English department here at my university (including the Dean of the Liberal Arts college) think my writing skills are amazing.

loserfanclub:

benedictcumberbatchseyebrows:

when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u

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how do i relate to this so much

clockworkbuttlord:

These are some silly things I do when I’m sad and need a distraction.

  • Make popcorn, and try to catch it on your tongue. Bonus points if you hit yourself in the eye.
  • Turn on your favorite CD. For every song, draw a picture. When the song goes off and a new one starts, start a new picture.
  • Open minecraft, creative mode. Dig straight down, then lay TNT all the way back up. Set it off. Go witness the caves you just opened up.
  • Pet a dog. If you don’t have a dog, pet a cat. If the cat refuses, wrap him in a blanket and hug him. If you don’t have either one of these, hug your favorite stuffed animal and give it a kiss.
  • Write a complimentary letter to a stranger and put it in your library book when you return it.
  • Make a video log. Talk about everything you remember from the last month.
  • Draw a picture of your dream home. 
  • Turn the lights out, put your headphones on. Click here
  • Make ridiculous faces, make a photo collage. Challenge a friend to mimic your faces.
  • Read your favorite book.
  • Take 1 packet of hot cocoa, mix with warm milk. Mix roughly half a table spoon of vanilla and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
  • Collect fortune cookie fortunes, tape them to a binder.
  • Send 5 random followers a message.
  • Write a message to your favorite celebrity. Send it, or don’t.
  • Put marshmallows on a microwaveable plate, and stick them in the microwave for 10-20 seconds. Watch them through the glass.

Feel free to add things. Pass the list around. You never know who might need it.

voovoov:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

how about “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better”

alittleworldofimagination:

jokerkat:

quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

That’s called anxiety.

That explains at least half of my life then

leggystarscream:

itswalky:

agelfeygelach:

qweety:

destinys-child-delani:

armouredswampert:

goingloco:

I have so many questions about this cover.

WHY THE FUCK IS HIS DICK A TARGET

omg

SO MANY DICK SHOTS

someone really hates Optimus’s junk.

They’re not even trying to hit the other bullseyes.

I mean, we all know Prime is fanonically great in the berth, but *damn*.

I’m wincing right now…

rapmonsters:

its so fucking DUMB how guys have so many preferences and dislikes about girls clothing like fuck yall 97% of boys literally wear the ugliest shit ever looking like walking cucumbers where are the articles on your dumb fuck khaki shorts